Attempting to Lose Your Virginity

It's finally the night. You've been fantasizing about this moment for as long as you can remember. It's been hard being a virgin for so long, so you've decided to hire a full service provider to finally seal the deal. Everything is going perfectly, until you get to the bedroom. As usual, you can't seem to get hard. She's confused, and gets a little snappy, and that's when your dick finally starts to perk up. She realizes her laughter and teasing is turning you on. Ew! What's wrong with you?