Ditch Your Date to Goon

Valentine's day, and you actually managed to snag a date this time! Only now you're having second thoughts. You rarely have dates and they never really go well...... As it get's closer and closer to your date, you are becoming more and more terrified. You can't possibly survive an entire date pretending to be a real man. You belong at home, on your knees, gooning for Me ALL. NIGHT LONG. That's where you feel safe. You're such a scared, weak boy. There's no way you can do this without Me. Instead, just cancel your date, calm your nerves, and get ready to spend another night locked inside, gooning for Me like the pathetic loser you are.