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Today is the start of a brand new series I know you gooners are going to LOVE. It's gooner story time! I have sooo many messages and deep, pathetic confessions from gooners I've ruined over the years and I think it will be SO fun to share stories here. It's so funny to hear all the ways I've ruined you. This one was shared in a gooner groupchat on X.