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Stroke the Stress Away
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The world seems to be imploding, everything is unsure and stressful, it's even been distracting YOU from your usual jerk off routines. You've been feeling so anxious and lost, and you've been missing being a mindless gooner. Life is so much simpler when your brain is blank and your stroking to my commands. Today you're going to go back into your mindless state. Turn off the TV, mute the radio, your mind is MINE tonight. You're going to stroke until you can't even think of anything but ME!