Men are weak, inferior creatures that have held the reigns for far too long. The future is a world run by the superior sex… women. However, most men still refuse to fall in line and know their place. That’s why a few of us girls have been meeting to talk about how to bring that wonderfully female future to the present, and how to remove the types of men that would stand in the way. That’s why you’re here. You constantly posts absurd bullshit on social media, like a woman is happiest when serving her man, or women belong in the kitchen and should just obey men. You’re the perfect guy to start our little crusade with as I shrink you down to illustrate how you ACTUALLY compare to a woman, which is just an bug at her feet. Now that your size more accurately reflects how small and pathetic you truly are, we can head to tonight’s meeting! In fact, I can’t wait to walk through that door and see the other girls tonight while you’re in your proper place… between my ass-cheeks.