Valentine's Date With Your Fist

You're always going to be alone on nights like these. Love is in the air, and porn addicted jerk zombies are always left out. You disappoint every woman you come into contact with, and you don't even want women to attempt to be kind to you anymore! You prefer to be abused, and reminded of your place. Why go out on some boring date when we both know you're better off alone...no date could ever make you feel the way I do.