Your Million Dollar Life Insurance Policy

Another blissful day of marriage for both of us. Today while I was getting some insurance things straightened out I realized you didn't have a life insurance plan, so I went ahead and got you a million dollar plan. Of course, I am the sole beneficiary, I'll get to take everything from you, plus an extra million! The thought of you literally dying for me gets me so hot and bothered I can't help but touch myself while talking about it. You've never pleased me sexually, and lately your bank accounts have been looking slim. This is your last option to please me. Die for me.